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A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
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A restaurant in United states that states "if its flyable we will make it deliciousable"
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Erotic massage is the use of massage techniques for erotic ends that is widely practiced by couples as part of lovemaking. For example, instead of draping the subject's body with towels, an erotic massage is usually conducted with the subject naked and undraped. Areas of the body such as the areas around the groin and intimate parts of the body, which are normally not touched in therapeutic massage, will be touched in ways that increase sexual arousal.
Erotic massage may be utilized as a means of stimulating the libido, or increasing the ability of a person to respond positively to sensual stimulus. In some cases, erotic massage can be a form of foreplay without sexual gratification, intended to heighten the sensitivity of an individual prior to another engagement where sexual arousal and fulfillment is intended. In other cases, erotic massage may be used professionally to help men address issues of premature ejaculation. Methods employed may teach the recipient to relax the musculature of his pelvis and thus prolong arousal and increase pleasure.citation needed
It is also offered as a service by some massage parlors (known as the 'happy ending'). In this case, erotic massage may be considered to be a form of sex work, or a form of sex therapy.
My sensual massage armenian russian session is like taking a super intimate but very delicious massage from your girlfriend, I am warm, seductive, titillating, affectionate and very attentive to every response from your body.
During your massage, you, only you will be the very center of my world. You will be pampered, attended to and completely spoiled! I deliver what i promise, no hurry and no shady rubs, therapeutic but sensual and blissful full body treat awaits you here.
FYI :
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Experience a touch soaked with sensuality, one that opens the mind, pleasures the body and fulfills the spirit. All pent up stress will be released by an erotic Russian Armenian (American) sweetheart. I have a friendly, unpretentious warm personality, am attentive, caring and nurturing with skillful hands that lavish you with decadent attention.
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When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.
Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!
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The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.
sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.
oh, ok. i understand.
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