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A phrase the Racist in Chief has been heard loudly and repeatedly muttering to himself behind his closed bedroom door over the last few days.
These Black Lives Matter homegrown terrorists are trying to silence all of us in here, they’re hogging all the press for themselves with their fires and such and we’re not gonna be stuck on the back burner just because we’re not throwing Molotov cocktails; they’re gonna be forced to recognize when they lose the right to vote again that our White House Lives Matter!
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A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.
*smoking weed alone in basement:
hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe
*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
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Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"
You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.
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A very racist statement because only Black Lives Matter. Other races should go die and burn in hell.
Person 1:All Lives Matter
Person 2:No they don't lol you are racist.
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A meme created on February 7th, 2009 featuring a picture of the Watchmen character "The Comedian" uttering the phrase "Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose" with yellow lettering above his head. The phrase originated from the beginning of the second trailer for the live action Watchmen film due out on March 6th, 2009. There is speculation that the meme's origins could date as far back as a month, but the first .jpg file occured when a newfag on /co/ went trolling and posted the phrase "If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies." Multiple people reacted to the terrorism and it officially became a meme on February 8th, 2009 because nobody died and eventually it started showing up on other boards such as /b/. Some oldfags have called it the greatest meme of 2009 so far but others say that it is only around because every Zack Snyder film needs a meme. Whether this meme will survive is just a matter of time, I suppose.
Anon1: If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies.
Anon2: Just A Matter of Time, I Suppose
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Persecution of people with albinism is based on the belief that certain body parts of albinistic people can transmit magical powers. Such superstition is present especially in some parts of the African Great Lakes region, it has been promulgated and exploited by witch doctors and others who use such body parts as ingredients in rituals, concoctions and potions with the claim that their magic will bring prosperity to the use
In parts of Africa, body parts of Albinos are used for magic powers as some believe it will bring prosperity. If BLM, why not ALM. A Albino Life Matters.
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