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An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.
“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”
The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR
ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.
Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"
its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs
ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏
Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube
I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.