happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.

I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.

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happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.

Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!

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Fourth Meal

Female version of tea bagging, by putting the taco on ones face.

She gave him a good fourth meal last night.

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Happy Meal

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom

"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."

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Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal

Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver

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Combo Meal

When the girl you've gone down on has a pussy that tastes so good, and she's so into it that you spontaneously decide to eat her pussy and her ass before banging her.

Jordan: Yo, man... Did you hit that shit from last night?

Taylor: Fuck yeah, bro. In fact, she was so damn hot I had to make it a combo meal.
Jordan: Nice!

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Frowny Meal

A meal that you get from mcdonalds when you order a happy meal. The food is usually stale, nasty, or has a dead animal in it

I ordered my son a happy meal but those bastards gave me a frowny meal

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