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Meatball Sandwich occure when someone named Ian creates a gerbil suit from the skin of live gerbils and prances around his living room alone.
Ian went home for a Meatball Sandwich before dinner.
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after ordering a swedish guy online u take him back to ur house,tie him up and hang him upsidedown.
after 10 days of starvation you feel bad for him. you then begin to chop of ur testicals and feed them to him. after inserting the balls into the swedins mouth you duck tape it shut and see how long it takes for him to swallow.
"yea dude i would deff. give tht guy a The swedish meatball"
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When a guy and a girl that hasn't taken a shower in hella long (and their HELLA greasy!!!) and their having sex. Then the girl has a period during sex and the guy puts his balls in her period blood looking like a meatball sub w/ extra sauce!!!
Man, last night I had a Italian Meatball Sub and it was awesome!!
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Girl: baby, im hungry, what do we have to eat?
Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein
when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.
When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.
When somebody takes a meatball puts that meatball in his ass and then proceeds to suck it then starts to rub the rest of the sauce on their dick then stretch their dick so far out and then eat their dick
"damn bro im tired might aswell start doing the meatball ass ritual."
When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.
My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.
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