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mental gymnastics

Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.

That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

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Head Mental

1. About as batshit insane as one can get without being locked in a padded room. One who is headmental acts in an erratic and unpredictable way, so much so that it isn't even funny. They are also observed to say things which blatantly aren't true and often hold grudges over the tiniest things.

2. The state your ex will enter approximately two weeks after impact.

1. Bob: Mutiliate the innocent! I think that I speak for all of us when I say the Phantom Menace was the best Star Wars. I have five nipples.
Jen: Uh-oh, he's gone head mental...

2. I'm sorry, I do love you, just not like that. I love you as a friend, as a brother maybe. I do hope we can still keep some sort of relationship as I'd hate to have hurt you too much.

by The King of Carrot Flowers December 23, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mental acrobatics

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mentally unhinged

People who are a bit mentally imbalanced. Not entirley crazy...but a bit loopy.

A: Did you hear what Britney did?
B: What with her hair?
A: Yeah!
B: That was a bit "Mentally unhinged"

by Swagger Jagger February 13, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mental Whore

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

by RustyPineApple March 7, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mentally scarred

When a person sees a vividly inapropro image as a young child, this may leave a mark on the young ones life. The young one might have seen his parents (or watched someone else) perform sexual intercourse which, at his/her age, the young one can't comprehend or process through their brain. All the young one knows is that he is scared as shit and will never see his parents the same way. Thus the child is mentally scarred.

ex. Little Timmy saw his parents having sex christmas night. They finally found him in the corner, rocking himself and mentally scarred.

by paddy_not_from_ireland March 24, 2014

25๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mental Virginity

The state of mind prior to having been mind fucked.

Ted: I lost my mental virginity after watching Shutter Island.

Nick: I lost my mental virginity after watching Human Centipede.

Tom: You guys are mind whores.

by Tedschloiter August 15, 2011

70๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž