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A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.
"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."
When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.
Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!
Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !
A sexual act involving a group of people, a large pole, a puddle of mud, a pile of horse shit, and the willingness to use your fists.
Michigan redneck #1: Whatcha guys do after the barn dance last night?
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.
Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick
Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off
ugly af it’s very rare that you may find a hot michigan boy
eww look at those boys they looks like michigan boys
Morenci : A back woods little city nestled in the wrist of the great state of michigan. morenci is known for its history of being absolutely insignificant for a city of 2300 people. This quiet little country town is home to many many people who love quiet lives with nothing going on around them, including life. when you ask the locals "whats the best thing about morenci?" the response is always the same "leaving". Morenci a city you will take to heart or pass right buy if you're smart.
"iIheard that if you wanna die a slow boring death you should move to morenci michigan."
A small town filled with either basic bitches *boys and girls*, stoners, or rednecks. In Clare, you either have mommy and daddy buy you everything, or you work and get that shit yourself. Everything that goes on in Clare depends on the seasons, just picture endless parties all the way around.
Clare, Michigan
Let's go to that party in Clare!
I'm down.