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When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch
“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
Dude Micheal is being microwaved
a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook
shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"
Bread+Cheese+Bread+Microwave its good
i love a microwave grilled cheese. delicious