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miguel day

TODAY IS A DAY TO APPRECIATE ALL MIGUELS! WE LOVE YOU MIGUEL

friend: hey it’s miguel day miguel!
miguel: YAYY!
(they celebrate miguel all day)

by pizzapilllllll May 29, 2022


Miguel Costa

Old bald engineer

Very knowledgeable, very grumpy

Can it connect to the database? Miguel Costa said no.

by monteabraaofacadas December 27, 2018


Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020


Miguel Angel

Miguel Angel is perhaps one of the most creative people in the world. He’s extremely good looking yet so humble. Everyone likes him yet everyone hates him. He never gets compared to anyone but when he does , people usually compare him to the dos equis man. His way around a woman’s body is incomparable, if you get to have a Miguel Angel as a partner you better hope he gets you pregnant. Miguel Angel is truly the most interesting man in the world.

Girl 1 . I love you Miguel Angel

Girl 2 . I love him too

Girl 3 . Have all my babies

Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you

Girl 5 . Yesssssssss

you get the point

by Bob Grass November 22, 2021


Miguel Angel

First name and second name

Miguel Angel

by Miguelody November 23, 2021


Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021


Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021