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A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.
Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people
Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri
fuck town with nobody that isn’t high on meth.
“yo have you been to liberal, Missouri” “nah it’s seems kind of sketchy” “bro you’re so right it’s full of crackheads.”
bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date
yo bro i'm nuking missouri
Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.
Don't pull a Missouri missle in there
Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
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