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Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.

guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.

by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 14, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 24, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 4, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donkey raving ass monger

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.

Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.

by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003

51๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whore Raping Ass Monger

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.

Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab

by Dethfate January 17, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


nob gobbling flesh monger

a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth

Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.

by jianny joe matt December 21, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž