One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.
guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.
guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.
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1. Linkin Park.
2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.
1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.
2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.
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Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.
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the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement
that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.
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One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.
Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.
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Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.
Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab
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a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth
Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.
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