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They drink energy drinks ,because they can't drink beer and don't want to be buzzkill to the party.
Joe: This party is lit? How did you get all these people from Utah to act like this?
Steve: Nothing like some mormon beer to work some magic.
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A co-ed group of four or more people playing a board or card game.
Yeah, we we had a mormon orgy last night playing SORRY! and Jacob finished first
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Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."
I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!
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The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.
My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time
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A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.
That awkward couple in the movie theater have been doing a Mormon cuddle the whole time.
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Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.
Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.
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The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.
(Nick): Molly and I tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.
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