Moss

A Person who exists as far as they they re aware, is mostly alone ( is on call with friends)

"Moss enjoys jumping of cliffs (in game)"

moss

a tasty bowl of tobacco paved in a layer of kief.

Janet likes to smoke a moss before binge watching Insecure on HBO.

David Mossed

Verb: To be on the receiving end of rug pull

The price has gone down by 90% over the last few months, therefore I have reason to believe that we just got David Mossed!

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

Moss syndrome

Where someone gets annoyed and shouts pointless threats.

You have developed moss syndrome
Take it back or ill not speak to you

ctrl/moss

best person ever!!!!!! WILL CARRY U ONJ VALORNAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so cool and amamizng and adnnnnnnnnnnnn my dsicord kitten meow meow uwu

"yo u know ctrl/moss?" "OBVIOSUYL THATS LIEK THE BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!"

mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek

look at him

he must be mossing