Half Mother

your half sibling's mother. The bitch that marries your dad, has kids with him, and then files a false protective order against him while he’s on the road working so his kids can have a decent life. Now cause of the bitch, your dad is on the road with nothing, your half sister becomes like her, and your half brother is addicted to medication cause of being influenced by his mother into thinking he’s sick. Your dad meets your mom, divorces the previous bitch, and you’re born; gets married to your mom. Your dad has to pay child support because the bitch half mother set a court date for child custody, but fled to another state and set another court date for child support; your father couldn’t show up because the bitch lied and said she didn’t know where he was located. Now as time flies your dad owes a shit load of money cause of not finding out about child support till many years later, your half brother’s old enough to make his own decisions so moves in with you, your half sister is identical in attitude to her bitch mother and stays with her; the bitch half mother gets on welfare so she doesn’t have to pay many expenses, then she fakes a handicap so she gets disability and doesn’t have to work.(continued)

Now your dad’s working his ass off to pay most of his check on child support, the half mother isn’t doing shit but gets lots of money to spend; she doesn’t spend child support money on children by the way, your dad gets a heart attack and surgery from overworking himself; he dies many times but is revived. When the heart situation’s all better, a new court day is set; your dad and half mother show up this time. The half mother bitches about money, dad’s attorney says she’s lucky she gets any period since the kids are adults. Bitch half mother gets mad; the issue is over; bitch gets no more money. Dad still has to pay child support though, just not near as much per check.

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Den Mother

aside from your birth mother some people have den mothers they are woman that you have grown up with and have as much contact with them as you do your own mother.

in many cases a Den Mother is usually going to be your best friends mom, depending on if you grew up with your best friend. his mom will see you as a son, and you will see her as a mom. no matter what you do you are always going to be welcome in her house even if you and your best bud arent friends, she is going to be there for you.

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Crackhead Mother

A crackhead mother is the supreme helicopter parent, who's favorite hobby is micromanaging their kids and yelling at them to do shit. She will beat your ass if you look at her the wrong way. Don't try reasoning or using common sense with the bitch, anything besides "yes ma'am" is considered backtalk, so it will just induce more yelling (and beating). Karens of the world worship her as a deity, sacrificing managers to her.

Johnny can't come to the party, he's got a crackhead mother who will FUCK YOU UP.

My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!

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mother frump

A phrase used to define a female who is very annoying and has very bad dress sense - like that of a mother. She constantly asks what you're doing, where you're going, who with etc and has a tendancy to always think she's right.

Did you see her??! A total mother frump

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mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.

That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.

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mother heifer

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".

random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"

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Mother Oxen

The name that fans of popular Stan Twitter Youtuber "That Bitch" have given him. He has since rebranded his channel and embraced the name, going so far as to name his fans the "Little Cows"

Mother Oxen's videos were there when I was at my lowest

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