muscle fuck

1.To tighten the top of a can bottle or screw something so tightly the grooves are stripped and insuring noone else is able to open said item. this action implies sexual frustration.

you: Ay man fuck are you doing?

your friend: trying to open this bottle of soda

You: why your eyes gotta bug out like that

your friend: Man somebody muscle fucked the shit outa this.

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muscle titties

fake breasts so rigid they look like a bodybuilder's pectorals.

Damn, that model chick got some big ol muscle titties. Ha!

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female muscle

The fat chick that skinny girls bring with them to parties for two purposes:

1. To make the skinny girls look more attractive
2. To protect said skinny girls from being taken advantage of.

I would've hooked up with that girl if her female muscle wasn't there.

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Muscle Car

A second dick.

Dude, Toby's muscle car must be compensating for something...

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American Muscle

I beg to difer that american muscle is rubbish.....yes they would be beaten but that is duw to the fact that the 69 mustang corvette etc are 35 years old.

a muscle car...if tuned correctly can sometmes excede 2000 bhp at the crank.

If you have ever seen a proo street muscle car you would understand that it is not driven to beat civics....the car of ricers but to destroy everything on the street

that muscle car is truly sweet

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muscle car

a car with a large engine(350 ci+) made of steel not plastic, puts out more horse power and TORQUE then 6 ricers, wat these's tools in the 2 liter rice rockets dont understand is that us muscle car owners can go fast while towing a boat, u ricers cant actually take off with more then 2 people in the car. ill accept some ricers may go fast, but thats when there moddified with more money then the car is worth, a muscle car will go just as fast stock with 5 people in the car towing a boat, so to all u ricers bagging muscle cars, mayb u should try racing under weight, oh thats right, UR PEICE OF SHIT ENGINE WONT MOVE A BAG OF CEMENT

theres no replacement for displacement ricer boys GET A MUSCLE CAR!

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American Muscle

The definition of perfection! Even 35+ years old they can still beat the shit out of most cars today. Mainly designed to pulverize all cars on a drag race type run.

American muscle are very powerful, while thier gas mileage and cornering arent too great. Thier power and originality make up for all else. BOW DOWN TO AMERICAN MUSCLE YOU JAPANESE CAR LOSERS!!!

I do declare! American Muscle is the best thing to ever exist! SCREW JAPANESE CARS, PAL!

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