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When you slap a girl in the face with your cum drentched cock after sex, it can be oral or anal or whatever. Your dick needs to be wet and she can't expect it.
After I blew my load in her mouth, I gave her the old wet mushroom, She never saw it coming.
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when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)
I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit
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After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)
After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"
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to dip your erect penis into hot (not scalding) water and slap it onto someone's face
Guy #1: Hey did you hear? Some dude gave Nicole a hot mushroom!
Guy #2: I'm not surprised, she's a kinky bitch.
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The act of getting a dong slapped on your head
Joe was so drunk I mushroom stmaped his ass
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NOUN: the spare-tire/belly fat that is forced over an overweight person's too-tight jeans. (resembles a mushroom cap)
When Rosie O'Donnell puts on a pair of size 20 jeans, her mushroom cloud is considered a weapon of mass destruction.
or "Sure, i can fit into size 6, but it gives me a mushroom cloud"
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A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.
Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.
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