When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.
When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?
Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.
Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.
"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
a burrito that you dont know what is inside
is that a mystery burrito
when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.
are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap
Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.
Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!
This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.
I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.