Need A Boyfriend Syndrome

A girl who wants a boyfriend

“i need a boyfriend so bad”
oh she has NEED A BOYFRIEND SYNDROME

We need to talk

A women's secret word for: Sorry but you're fucked.

Once you here this word you have to think fast.
Because it means you're in pretty big trouble for some reason.

Women: We need to talk
Man: Shit. I'm screwed.

we need to talk

You are fired.

About your behaviour at last night's company bbq...well... we need to talk.

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there's no need to act the faggot

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.

Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.

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we need to talk

only way to save face after having this statement directed toward you is to fall to the ground and fake a seizure, anurism, or massive myocardial infarction (heart attack).

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we need to talk

see: time for you to run like a chipmunk on red bull.

Listen Johnny, about that thirty thousand you owe me... We need to talk..

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i need healing

i term the genji uses to get mercys attention uwu

genji: i need healing
mercy: blushes o/////o

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