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this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.
"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"
"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy
You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy
AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.
Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved
All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!
The pronouns you make up while you're slamming dope and still have the needle in your arm.
Almost the same as pretend pronouns but with even more rules.
I was so lit last night I kept making up new needle-pronouns all night I think I'm finally really to join the alphabet soup mophia!!
Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.
It's also used when you're coding
Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");
When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm
I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby