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New Moon is the second novel in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. It is another desperate rant about how Bella's life has gone awry yet again (oh noes =O) because Edward, being a pussy and unable to handle their relationship "difficulties", ditched her and promised to never come back. (Good riddance.)
Bella turns into a zombie because she is completely oblivious of the real world (since her senses filter out anything that is NOT Edward -- ie. Zomg I have friends at school???) and because she had a non-existent personality to begin with. She soon falls dependent on her werewolf rebound, Jacob, who actually thinks it's a score to hang out with Bella. (What d'ya know, another disgrace to supernatural beings.) He has no idea that Bella is just using him as a source of sanity and for opportunities of suicide (because she's so incompetent she lacks the know-how of self-destruction.)
Edward couldn't deal with his epic fail any better, but at least he had the willpower to rid the world of himself. Instead of moving on to, oh, let's say, a more worthy significant other (which should be hella easy to find, after BELLA) he decides to completely waste himself. His actions displayed a form of character UNdevelopment which was somehow interpreted as passion by some people. T_____T
The middle chapters are predictable as hell. Current readers: for your benefit, just guess what happens and skip to the end. Or better yet, ditch the book and read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia to discover that you have saved a great deal of time and brain cells. Really.
Edward: Sht this isn't working. K ummm…. bye!
Bella: O_O Edward... gone? Bella... no live... *commences severe mental and social retardation*
Jacob: YO sweet, a damsel in distress.
Bella: Edddwwaaaarrdddd....OO JACOB! But... Edddwwaaardddd T.T i should go die. <-*sole idea of reason in the whole book*
The rest of New Moon: *random filler action and oh-so-much more corny dialogue*
and GUESS WHAT!? EDWARD AND BELLA GET BACK TOGETHER! WHO’DA THOUGHT!?!?!
Reader: *Resists urge to kill something*
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Beautiful, historic, and partying. It does stink in some places and it is dirty, but aren't all major cities that way? Thats the price we pay for all night booze. Best rave scene in the late 90's. Can't beat the atmosphere. There are a lot of dangerous ghettos. You can tell- just avoid them.
bourbon street, canal street, st. charles
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A town in Illinois made of predominantly white suburban fucks who can't see the world outside of their mundane unimportant lives. People here usually buy big trucks and live in sub divisions where all the houses look the same. A smart person once graffitied the phrase "this town is made of paper" on the back of a bowling alley. It is simply a town that has never, or will ever, have any character or soul.
New Lenox is a prime example of the cancer that is killing America.
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back in 1985, it was meant to replace coca-cola classic. although people liked it and thought it was a better taste, they were still deprived from the great classic. The new coke phase only lasted 2 months. After that, coca-cola classic was reproduced alongside new coke. in 1989 it was renamed coke 2 and in 1990 it ceised production. considered by most as the edsel of the '80s
With this "new coke" replacement, you have separated me from my only love in this world
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An all boy singing group that started in 1983, that kicked the world's ass with their harmonies and dancing. The group all spit out superstars such as: Bobby Brown and Bell Biv Devoe.
Boy 1: "that girl is poison!!"
Boy 2: "dude, what are you singing?"
Boy 1: "Bell Biv Devoe"
Boy 3: "Hey, weren't they from that group New Edition?!"
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A town in illinois that's at the intersection of East Osh Kosh and Bumfuck. Basically it sucks and there's nothing to do.
New Lenox blowsssss.
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not the land fill of new york, do your research. new york pays new jersey to take the garbage, and then send it over to staten island. only smells abnormal around new york and phili, and people only think that because they aren't from the area. no other state is so abundant in 24-hour diners, and home of the world's largest strip mall (a.k.a. route 22).
jersey is the best state ever, and yes, I have lived in Oregon, Ohio, and New York, and visited over 20 others
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