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Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.
James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.
This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick
Putting a lit cigarette into someone’s urethra/asshole
That bitch is weird she like Alabama brownies
A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.
Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.
The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan
When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.
The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.
When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches
Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin
When you're having sex and you "jack off", but leave your thumb out so you finger her while you're masturbating.
My girlfriends said she wouldn't let someone penetrate her until she was married to them. So I just did the Alabama Wasp