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barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.

Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night

by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


farm status

Used in massively multiplayer online games, to have something on "farm status" means that the guild or group of players involved have mastered a particular encounter. It indicates that there is no challenge in the fight, and that the participants expect to easily win and get loot.

"How many attempts do you think it will take us to kill ragnaros?"
"Just one, we have him on farm status"

by Cyphern December 15, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


fetus status

One who looks like an arrogant and cocky biotch. First impression anyway. May act like one too.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v664/234/39/666629842/n666629842_1135891_2422.jpg

"man, omar is such a fetus status!!!!"

by anita moore bath December 14, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Montclair Status

"Montclair Status" can be defined in multiple ways:

1. An unfair situation in which you were ripped off/ screwed over and had absolutely no control over.

2. A ridiculously low budget/ beat up piece of matter that obviously needs to be replaced.

3. A huge inconvenience to oneself because of the lack of intelligence in the design of a plan/schedule/system/ect.

Examples: - McEachern Music building is just flat up Montclair Status. - The jail food in Freeman is Montclair Status. - The traffic jam on the Garden State Parkway is Montclair Status. - That bike that is spray painted 3 different colors and has no seat... is Montclair Status. - Being woken up by fire alarms for real fires twice in one week is Montclair Status. - A firetruck taking a half hour to arrive is Montclair Status. - Dry Campus... Montclair Status. - I'm a drummer and need a car to play gigs, can't get a parking permit after I had one last year.... Montclair Status. - Closing down a parking lot in the middle of the year to create a parking deck instead of over the summer in return creating massive havoc in parking.... Montclair Status. - Waiting 30 minutes for an E Route Shuttle Bus... Montclair Status. - A projector that takes 2 minutes to retract into the ceiling in a philosophy class while everybody stares at it in silence. Montclair Status. - Same class, different day. Can hear a truck backing up in the middle of a lecture hall. Montclair Status.

by Remmurd Steab September 23, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


shitpost status

When little kids made a term to try and "do a thing" its really just Instagram meme pages on YouTube posting shitty stuff.

That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.

by Big Mf Man Hell Yeah December 9, 2020

31๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Status Anxiety

The fear experienced of posting a status update on Facebook, and worrying about if anyone will comment.

Paris was so desperate for attention, she had Status Anxiety every time she posted a comment

by wagyubeef February 5, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loss of status

When someone does something unrespectable and loses status points as a result

person 1: "yo you heard dre made out with loni at the new years party"
person 2: "loss of status: Confirmed"

by abcdefgadsjfalsjdfl January 2, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž