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To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.
when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......
I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"
A nut that was busted so hard it literally got sent to another fucking universe.
*Someone busts a Quadringenarious Nut*
*🅱ass 🅱oosted Wolves plays*
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Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.
It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!
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Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis
Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.
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A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
or
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
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British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.
When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."
An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.
He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .