have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

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Has that dawg in him

A person who is extremely tough on the inside and willing to do anything to put themselves ahead of other people by winning.

Person 1: Did you see Zach Wilson and his girlfriend broke up?
Person 2: Yes, and then he went on to have sex with his mom's cougar best friend.
Person 1: Zach really has that dawg in him.

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drink him pretty

A Southern colloquial expression similar to beer gogglesused by Paula Deen to describe when one imbibes or drinks a copious quantity of alcohol to make the person you are with look better.

"Michael had a big ugly beard and I didn't know what to expect if he wanted to kiss me, so, girl, I decided to drink him pretty!"

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I'd shave for him

Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.

A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"

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Send him to Belize

Euphemism used to imply killing someone and covering up their death by saying they went to Belize, a small, central-American nation.

First mentioned by Saul Goodman in the hit show "Breaking Bad".

Walt: What are we going to do about this Hank situation?

Saul: Um, well, you know... you could always... send him to Belize.

Ad hom of him

When you don’t know how to spell ad hominem

“WOW!!! how disingenuous of you David! ...nice SPONSOR button btw! An ad hom of him Jordan Peterson.”

When you don’t know how to spell ad hominem

Prank him, John

Have rough anal sex with

John: Yo, it looks like Adam fell asleep first.

Marus: Prank him, John!

John: Haha! You already know.

*clap clap clap*

Adam: OH! YOOO!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!