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That feeling when you see someone elses mother
Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now
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A person who is really badly turned on and has every intention to go and masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running so no one can hear them after they watched porn.
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When you have the urge to masturbate and can't help but slideeeee it down your pants ;)
Boy : You look horny
Girl : I am
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How some people feel when they're high
That girl gets horny when she's high
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The sensation you have when you want to put you dick into anything... and I mean anything. Or (for females) when you want a cock slipped into you.
I'm so horny that mom's apple pie was tempting to stick my cock into.
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desiring sex.
wanting to fuck someone
I woke at night in cold sweat. 'Must wear panties' I thought. I went to the closet and found the sexiest pair of panties I could find. I ripped them out of the closet, and vigorously put them on. I started to rub my legs, my ass and my cock. I caressed my thighs and rubbed my dick hard. I couldn't stand it so I tore open the crotch of the pantyhose and grabbed my cock. I rubbed and stroked, fingered and pulled, faster and faster, until the point where I felt a pleasantly painful, numbing, tingly, horny sensation in my rod. I kept rubbing, until white cum exploded and shot into the air! the my rod broke, fell silent and limp.
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Bill Clinton
Ex. Pres of the USA
'i did not have sex with...'
and you know what?...
he did!
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