well actually

The battle cry of the mansplainer. See also: "to be fair" and "not all"

Well actually, to be fair, not all men do that.

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Well-Oiled

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).
Meaning heavily drunk.
Less common but the same as pissed.

Let's go out and get well-oiled.
Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what?
I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up.

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Doing well

do well, done well

When things go to plan, getting hold of a fit bird, taking copius amouts of drugs in a night and still being ready for the following night, going Ibiza, dressing smart, recieving a uncommon sex act (eg. orgies), earning good money. Basically anything, this is a multi-purpose word that can be used whenever you want. This can also be used sarcasticly as a reference to someone who is not doing well, as long as u refer to mishap in the same sentence. eg. You do well for fat birds.

"me and my mates do well" " Matey just had a threesome with sisters, he doing well" "Tonights gonna be a cranker, we'll do well"

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brode well

The bro version of "bode well." Used by bros (alongside positive or negative modifiers) to describe situations in which brodowns or brofests may or may not come to fruition.

The kegerator's busted, Tom's truck won't start, Dave's mom died last and he doesn't want to chill, and all the fly honeys we invited went to Eric's pad because they heard Robert Pattinson might show up. This does not brode well, bro. This does not brode well at all.

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To pull a Wells

the act of stabbing or attempting to stab a teenager and/or other persons because they tried to belittle you in some manner or talked about your insignificant life. especially trying to stab with a pencil.

This method is commonly used by niggers or lame ass white people

Hey Jim, that douche-bag just tried to pull a Wells on me.

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Appraisal Wells

Commonly used by Oild Field Roughnecks refering to having relations with their girls while at work

Im gonna drill some open hole appraisal wells tonight.

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well fucked

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

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