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obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.

Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

by james digler April 28, 2012


Obsess

No! I don't do that!

Hym "I don't obsess about things! Except for child murder... And sexual violence... But that's only, like, TWO THINGS!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024


billie eilish obsession

a billie eilish obsession is when you are obsessed with billie eilish, you would do anything for her no matter what. you put her infront of anyone.

“your billie eilish obsession is getting out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
excuse you? everything.”

by stinky_ass November 2, 2023


Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying

“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
excuse you? everything.”

by foreverwinter February 11, 2024


osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)

girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.

by anna oup- June 4, 2019


obsessive attachment

when you easily get obsessed and attached to a specific person because of how lonely you are, could happen for multiple people at a time if youre that lonely and cant find your soulmate😪

joe: i dont want you frl dawg
me: yea but you keep actin like u do by bein here n thinkin of me n shi too so i want u still
days/months/years later..: me:i still want u tho
joe: *ignores*
me: i still want you tho *thinking hes mine frl w none of his effort because of my obsessive attachment*

by sprinklecakecup December 24, 2023


Obsessment

To obsess over a specific assessment.

I spiraled into a total obsessment while searching for the answer.

by TheRealMsAmerica August 20, 2022