Every teenage boy's answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
teacher: Tyrone, what do you want to be when you grow up?
tyrone: I wanna be Dan Bilzerian!!
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The most famous, athletic, and intellectual of the Travis Clan. He is very attractive and tends to have his way with the ladies. He tends to remove his clothing a lot throughout the course of the day and night and could possibly be walking around with his genetalia removed from his pants. He could possinly be one of the nicest people you ever meet, even if at first it doesnt seem so. He is very funny, sometimes so funny that simple minded people around him do not understand his humor. Even So, he is still one of the greatest people you'll ever meet. If you don't meet him your life was most likely a complete waste and you should sit in your room and cry. But if you become one of the lucky ones who got to meet him, then you have been blessed from up above and should thank god for everyday you have spent living your life and the long life you have to come.
Dan Travis is the Man.
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1) A refreshing drink originating in northern Minnesota consisting of lemonade and Sprite (Sierra Mist can substitute).
The ratios are generally two-thirds lemonade to one-third Sprite.
A dirty version of the drink, the "Rem-job", is a mixture of lemonade, Sprite, and vodka.
"Glenna asks the waitress for the Dan Remes every time she goes out to eat."
"Menelik loves a good Rem-job on Friday nights."
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A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.
The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.
If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.
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Someone wearing blue jeans with a denim jacket, also known as a canadien tuxedo.
I saw Denim Dan at the bar the other night.
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Daniel James Howell, Aka. Danisnotonfire, is a 22 years old British boy from Wokingham, who currtently lives in London with his flatmate Phil.
He started making youtube videos in 2009 on his channel Danisnotonfire by influence of some friends, including Phil Lester (Aka. Amazingphil) who already had a channel by that time and won a important role on dan's trajectory.
Dan's videos are usually about current themes on a teenager life, including some failure experiences of him showed in funny sketches and vlogs.
He makes a lot of collabs with Phil, and their cute friendship induced some fans to create a 'phan' ship.
In 2011, Dan and Phil created a channel together called 'the super amazing project', and carried on until 2013, when they transferred it's content to a show they started presenting on BBC Radio 1.
Dan's fans are called 'Danossaurs' and the whole fandom is the 'Llamarmy'.
Some of the inside jokes/infos are:
-Delia Smith: Dan loves Delia, they secretly have an affair.
-Placenta: Dan's favorite word. He loves placenta.
-Llamas: His favorite animal. He also loves it.
-The game: You lost the game.
-Muse: He loves it.
-Fantastic Foursome: A group that includes Dan, Phil, PJ and Chris.
-His bromance with phil: Even though they're straight and are not together, they like to have cute moments just to be funny and feed the ships.
The list goes on...
Dan posts his videos on the weekend, presents a younow show on Tuesdays and the radio show on BBCR1 on Sundays.
"OMG, Dan Howell is so pretty!"
"I love Dan Howell's channel"
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retard who has skeet and brags about it to his internet friends. also makes duped botnets on nfo boxes. Also brags about swatting kids who play arma 3 when he cant even call his own mum to buy his happy meal from mcdonalds
dan chau: i have skeet, please like me. People dont talk to me at school and i need to socialise with people
dan chau: are you stoopid or are you stoopid?