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the act of going shopping as early as possible to get early bird specials on the most sale filled day of the year with the most people fighting over sales they could find cheaper online if they looked for them but are too hyped up about it to care
girl 1: hey what'd you do yesterday?
girl 2: i was black fridaying, i found an ipod on sale for $250
girl 1: oh i got the same one online for $150 sucks for you i got to sleep
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A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant
Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"
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DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.
this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro
So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!
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Hey, Chief, let's go get blasted.
But it's only Thursday.
Hell naw, it's Navy Friday.
On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.
(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)
Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!
(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)
Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!
John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.
A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes
Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
The once a year event where you go to Walmart or Best Buy to get a new TV while you avoid being trampled by 100 morons. So it's basically the bloodbath from the Hunger Games or the Shopping Purge.
Darren: KYLE WAKE UP, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?