Sleepy Tuesday

In a dream I had, I refered to a boner as a "Sleepy Tuesday"... dream gold...

"Hey, Furgey, check out my raging Sleepy Tuesday!"
"Hey, thats a nice Sleepy Tuesday!"
"How well does it land shark?"
"lets see!"

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Tuesday Boozeday

Getting extremely drunk on a Tuesday followed by Wacky Wednesday and of course Thirsty Thursday

Joe: Hey man how you doing?
Mike: Great! Can't wait to go out and rage tonight on this beautiful Tuesday Boozeday!

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Pre-Tuesday

An alternate name for Monday which highlights the displeasure the word imparts on the working population

Happy Pre-Tuesday everyone

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ruby tuesday

when you fuck a chick on her period

Eew, did you hear that andrew gave coleen a ruby tuesday lastnight, and she begged for it again!!

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Black Tuesday

November Second, 2004-- the day America's Democracy died

Due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, Bushler stole the election on Black Tuesday.

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Starbucks Tuesday

A fabulous chance to have a big gossip, catch-up, chat or plan with your best girlie friends ever!

Rules of Starbucks Tuesday:
*Must be on a Tuesday
*Must be in Starbucks
*Should always bagsy the sofas/comfy chairs!
*Everyone in your group should always be there!
*Nobody should ever cancel without a reason!
*What's said in Starbucks stays in Starbucks

n.b. If a silly little bitch hears a conversation that she shouldn't have, and goes on to tell the person that it concerns...IT NEVER HAPPENED...said people should be avoided 1-2 weeks though, just in case they try to make a drama out of it.

Emily, Abi, Flik and Anna had a Starbucks Tuesday for a big fat chat...and a coffee...and some ginger snaps...=

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Black Tuesday

Something completely void of humor

a) The UPN sitcom line-up

b) The 1929 Stock Market crash that began the Great Depression.

I had to get really drunk to find anything funny about Black Tuesday.

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