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{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.
"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"
"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."
"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."
"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."
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A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.
"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"
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(as so taken from Cosmopolitan mag no joke it even has pictures) Climb onto a well inflated raft in shallow water and lie on your stomach with your butt and legs dangling off the edge. Your man should grab onto your thighs as if he were pushing a wheelbarrow and enter your poon and or ass. He can then pullyou incredibly close for the deepest possible penetration.
"I randy rafted that bitch up and down coast"
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The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.
Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?
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An insecure male who attempts to get every girl to like him. (If you are a female he will hit on you, basically he is a pedophile who has low standards.) This guy is a worthless and idiotic asshole who treats every girl like they are the girl for him, by wooing them about their "true beauty" eventually letting them down because they have a girlfriend and many other girls on the side. Not only is this male a chronic liar but a terrible liar. He has many insecurities and jealousy issues. If in public with his girlfriend, he gets jealous when a guy looks at her because he is easily threatened and knows deep down that he is not worthy of his faithful companion.
girl 1: hey look its a womanizer!
girl 2: no thats just a randy ray.
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An NFL Wide Receiver who went from being the biggest bad ass in the NFL to the biggest joke. In 2007 Every Corner Back in the league was scared of being humiliated by him. Now he is an emotional wreck where dog shit is more likely to get a reception these days. This is due to the fact that he does not try when things don't go how he wants them to or in other words because he is a giant douche.
Guy 1: Did you see Michael Jenkins against the Giants?
Guy 2: Yeah that that pussy pulled a Randy Moss.
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the hottest guy on the face of this planet, plays guitar for finch, who are the best band ever
i wish i was randy strohmeyer's guitar...
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