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short snack

A snack that is obtained and consumed in a short amount on time; usually in less than five minutes.

"Grab a short snack and get to bed!" Dad.

by Starkblast19 November 6, 2017

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Short men

Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.

A list of short men who kicked ass:

Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!

by cogitator May 25, 2010

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comfort shorts

A pair of comfortable cotton shorts, sometimes can be bought as part of a Comfort Set which includes comfort shorts and a t-shirt. Usually worn around the home but are suitable on a short trip to the corner store for bread and milk. Could also be worn to pick up takeaway on a Friday night.

"Man, what a day. Where the heck are my comfort shorts?"
"Hun you look hot in those comfort shorts but they're probably not the best thing to wear to the movies tonight"

by ninjamaster March 1, 2013


Subway Short

A literal rizz god

"Uh Oh better hide yo shorty subway short just pulled up

by Tism tim April 12, 2023


Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.

Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.

by Energy 79 October 5, 2016


doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 3, 2016


Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price

Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions

by Mrstonks January 28, 2021