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The act of projectile defecating while firmly positioned high above the toilet bowl. Usually performed in a public bathroom with your legs over the edges of the stall for balance.
Many lives were lost in the great Atomic Deuce of '98.
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The toilet designated for all poops to take place.
Hey man don't shit in that toilet use the downstairs deuce chamber.
The worst hand in the game of taxes holdem poker.
Me: I Fold...
Jerry: You couldn't even call my blind?
Me: Yeah i git dealt seven deuce off suit
1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.
2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.
1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!
2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.
3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!
4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!
An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.