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Its a piece of poo thats shit of by a puppy in the shape of a poo puppie and u think its cute cuz u dont know its poop and u go near it to inspect only to find out that its attacking ur face tryin to killl u with its smell and turdy ness
thats when u realize and say ahhh damn turd puppy
Aw, look at that cute puppy; wait a second, that's a turd puppy!!
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That person is such a puppy killer masturbating every night.
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A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.
"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"
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That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!
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The name for something so insignificant it's not worth even mentioning its real name.
Why are we meeting with this shit puppy account? Even if they place an order the commission won't cover the gas it took to drive there...
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One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to private schools, where as others attend public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.
Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the country club.
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The actual meaning of the phrae "son of a bitch" A bitch is a female dog, and their "sons" are puppies, so hence the actual phrase puppy of a bitch.
Smart Guy: You stupid puppy of a bitch!!! Moron: Wtf? Don't you mean son of a bitch? Smart Guy: No you idiot, the son of a female dog is called a puppy, so I called you the scientifically correct phrase. Moron: Uhhh.....
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