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Term used to describe anyone who is of an enviable lifestyle, yet dosen't seem to desrve it. Used by jealous people who are somewhere around the average.
That guy only bought a ferrari coz he gots a small penis.
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Tiny hands implying another tiny body part
An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump
Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!
Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.
Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!
Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.
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Rappers tend to be blighted by this affliction. It tends to make the victims overcompensate and behave like macho jerks in order to deflect attention away from the fact the have a microscopic willy. The disease may be cured by pretending to be a feminist.
I AM A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS, SO SUE ME.
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An obnoxious bloke who just can’t take the hint and needs to tone down his ‘nobility’ a notch.
He has a small willy because he uses all his dick in his personality.
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A small loan usually starts off at $1 million. Small loans sometimes are given to washed up managers, and generally memed politicians.
"It was hard for me, it was hard, I grew up in Brooklyn. Y'know, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars..." Donald Trump
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In the game of pool, the big balls are the stripes, as opposed to the solids, which are called small balls. One can imagine that the solid-colored balls look smaller than the stripes, although they are all identical except in appearance.
Terry sank the four ball first, so he called small balls. (the four ball is a solid).
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Opposite of Big Ben, mostly used in Hetalia reference for Arthur's small dick.
Person 1: I saw a tiny dick on tinychat.
Person 2: Small Sally?
Person 3: Yep. Must have been Arthur.
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