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train racer

When a male inserts his penis into another male anally standing upright, then they walk around.

I'm no train racer! I'm no faggot!

by Snake! Guitarlos! January 3, 2008


Ebola Train

An Ebola train is any type of run-down (ghetto) public transportation.

Ebola trains can be found in highly populated urban areas, including but not limited to The republic of Congo, Liberia, Nigeria, Dallas, Ft. worth, and New York.

It is rumored that Ebola trains can also be found in London, Madrid, Cleveland, and other urban centers.

Look at those poor bastards riding the Ebola train into Liberia.

by ToxicBeef October 25, 2014


My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021


Q Train

An NYC Subway Line (Broadway Express) that runs from 96th Street / 2nd Avenue to Coney Island - Stillwell Avenue via the Second Avenue Line on the Upper Eastside, the Broadway Express Line in Manhattan, and the Brighton Line in Brooklynn.

I took the Q train to work today, and I was on time for once.

by JJthedicktionare April 11, 2021


Potty Trained

Something Amber Heard is not.

If Amber Heard's parents potty trained her properly, then maybe she wouldn't have shit on her and Johnny Depp's bed.

by Eddie the Head November 1, 2022


Zoo Train

The last train exiting a city and bound for the lower socio-economic suburbs, especially after Friday & Saturday nights.
Although comprising of some decent folk who've had a shandy or two, this train service ferries large numbers of drunk juvenile and young adult non-paying patrons back home from the previous evening's shady dealings, train station fight-clubs & various local pillages.
Catch an earlier train if you can.

The Zoo Train was full of cack.

The DCP would have their work cut out for them on this Zoo Train.

Why do half of these kids have a goon bag? It's like a Zoo on this Train!

by grizzlaa May 10, 2013


Whiskey Train

Noun. A series of drinks, or more specifically a series of whiskey shots lined up on the bar top and drunken in rapid succession. A Whiskey Train comprises of at least three shots (though preferably more), each shot containing a different brand of whiskey. The most important part of the Whiskey Train is the final drink which is called the Caboose. The Caboose is the last car on the train and should be a memorable one. The choice of the Caboose is up to the drinker’s discretion, but a particularly effective Caboose is a boilermaker which is definitely recommended. Essentially, the Whiskey Train is ideal for the serious drinker on the go, who has no time for messing around. Not suggested for amateurs.

Barkeep, give me a five-car Whiskey Train with a boilermaker caboose, and make it snappy! I’ve got to be at work in fifteen minutes.

by bigdanshooter May 21, 2011