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a very long journey through jamaica were in the ganja consumed would match that of your body weight
jamaican ganja tour....got milk?
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One of the great things about france, bike racing.
Lance armstrong raped the tour de france seven years in a row with one testicle.
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a performance covering a ridiculous set of non-sequiturs or otherwise wildly unrelated achievements and situations
The band's performance surprised the large gathering with a tour de force of popular (and some not so popular) music from the 60's, 70's and 80's. The variety spanned from Elvis to the Eurythmics, Black Sabbath to The Beatles, Mungo Jerry to Lady Smith Black Mumbazo, Santana to Simple Minds. Maybe it was more "tour de farce"!
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When six friends want to take a Tour de Mexico, they get together and each buy a different six-pack of Mexican beer. Hence, every friend has one of each beer. To begin the Tour de Mexico each person begins drinking with a shot of tequila, then three beers, an other shot of tequila, the last three beers and then one more shot of tequila.
There's a party this weekend lets get people together and take a Tour de Mexico.
That Tour de Mexico really got me hammered.
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Let your man insert his finger tip into your vagina or let him use his finger tips to play with your clitourious
Girl.... when yo man licks you all down... I hope he lets you ride the finger tip tour.. cuz it's the best....
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The act of performing an Eiffel Tower while riding a bicycle. Some users find that using a tandem makes this easier to accomplish. An eco-friendly and marginally safer alternative to bobbin' shotty.
Emergency room doctor: "How'd you break your leg, son?"
Pat: "Well, my buddy and I were totally riding a Tour de France on this chick on the bike path, when he lost his balance and we collided head-on with a trike."
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A Tour de Franzia is a variation of a Power Hour wherein the bicycler drinks a shot of Franzia every minute, on the minute, for an hour.
A Centurion of Tour de Franzia is similar, except that it goes for 100 minutes.
Tours de Franzia must be done while wearing at least a bicycle helmet. It is better if the cyclist wears bicycle gloves, pads, and riding clothes. It is also recommended that a water bottle be filled with Franzia in order to provide hydration in between shots.
"Do you want to do a Tour de Franzia to pregame?"
"No way man, a Tour de Franzia will be my endgame."
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