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Someone who adds nothing to any social situation but instead scrapes away any vibes and kills the mood with any contribution they make.
"That guy is such a Brillo Pad, he's killed at least five conversations by just standing there being totally vibeless"
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a brillo's house, usually a pretty chill place
victor bennedson's house
brad: ayy where you at?
victor: the brillo pad
brad: niiccee, be right over
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(noun)- the "toe" created by a maxi pad showing through stretch pants, or other tight pants.
Wow that girl had a brutal padded toe. or Why was that girl wearing stretch pants and a maxi pad with such an amazing, spellbinding padded toe?
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remote control for sky tv
Pass me the sky pad you crackpot
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The art of throwing a sanitary towel (pad) into an ex-boyfriend's garden.
This will then majorly confuse them as to why a pad may have ended up in their garden..
This is an art which is incredibly difficult to master, as it requires perfect timing and precision.
It is best to be done when either drunk or high and normally in the dark at night time - so the victim can't catch you in the act!
'OH MY GOD Ellie wasn't it so insanely funny when we went pad-ing last night!'
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Cool; slang meaning something that is good or fine. Usually used by youths.
Person 1: I’m stockpiling food so that when Brexit happens I won’t starve.
Person 2: Brillo pads, can I have some?
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1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).
Can also be:
2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
def 1.
Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?
Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.
Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.
Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.
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def 2.
Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves
Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?
*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
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