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John McCain's pathetic attempt to downplay his obvious status as an independent pretending to be a Republican.
(Now for the un-biased definition)
Former governor of Alaska, a Republican. Has five children, one grandchild. Generally supported allowing greater freedoms in fishing and hunting while in office, as well as more opportunities for drilling to the major oil companies. Ran as the vice-presidential candidate for the Republican party in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. Resigned as governor of Alaska several months after losing presidential election.
Supports abstinence-only education in public schools (which has been proven to slightly increase teen pregnancy rate and STI infection rate when compared to standard sex education). Supports the teaching of intelligent design as well as evolution, (despite the consensus by 93% of the National Academy of Sciences who don't believe in God and accept evolution as the accurate theory for how life arose on Earth). Also has recently become a contributor to conservative media outlet, Fox News. Major supporter of the Tea Party Movement.
"Melisa is a stupid bitch, she thinks evolution is a myth, the teabaggers aren't retarded rednecks, and that we should teach hormone-laden, sex-crazy teenagers to wait ten more years to lose their virginity."
"Melisa? Don't you mean Sarah Palin?"
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That Sarah Palin scares the heck out of me!
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Also Known As, Sarah Stalin. A dumb bitch who for some reasons, became governor of Alaska. She has a knocked up daughter and a retarded husband. Rumours are that Sarah Palin is actually TINA FEY in disguise - well we wouldn't know but they both have 1 important thing in common, they're both pretty stupid.
Sarah Palin is running for president in 2012?!
Please shoot me nao -.-
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Attempting to falsify history, and or reality
Pulling a Palin - Sarah Palin's insistence that her inaccurate explanation of Paul Revere's ride was factual and true.
Probably the only politician who eats babies.
Eat your vegetables, or the Sarah Palin will get you!
Pushing an unqualified candidate for a major office possibly because they are good looking and / or fascinating to the public.
John McCain did this in the 2008 Presidential race. His Vice Presidential Pick was an obscure Alaskan Governor who's other main political post was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Whenever she was interviewed away from her handlers, she showed a surprising lack of knowledge about the world.
John McCain was "Pushing a Palin" when he picked his Vice Presidential running mate. (before she Pulled a Pallin" and quit her post as Governor of Alaska)
A rather hilarious joke you tell when you encounter an awkward silence.
*Awkward silence.*
"Hey wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure"
"Sarah Palin!"
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