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granny panties

Soft silky underwear that caresses your body, these undies usually incorperate lacy floral designs and come in very feminine colors, If you have never worn nylon hi cut panties you really should try them at least once as they feel so increaable under your dress or dress pants. Try Vanity Fair nylon hi cut panties once and you will never wear a rope up your butt again. (besides really, come on! Why bother wearing anything at all if your gong to wear that little ropey thingy you call underwear) Hi cut panties rule.

"Hey everyone the secrets out! Granny panties aren't just for grannies anymore"

by Soft and silky May 7, 2006

481๐Ÿ‘ 299๐Ÿ‘Ž


crochless panties

Pantys that women wear is that they don't have to pull them down to fuck.

Kathy wears crochless panties..

by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


panty wetter

A person or thing that appeals to and arouses a woman, such as Brad Pitt or the roar of an expensive car's engine.

Ryan, your dad is a real panty wetter.

or

*Revs engine* That's what I call the "panty wetter."

by AppleMonster July 21, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop panties

After a girl did not make it to the toilet in time and pooped in her panties.

Mom:"jen have you had an accident".
Jen:" no"
Mom: "come here, (jen comes) turn around (jen turns around),(mom looks in pants)"just as i thoght lets get you cleaned up".
Mom: why did you poop panties.

by Thedogg February 8, 2014

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anty Panty

The absolute ruler of all beings

Person: You are an anty panty
Other Person: What does that mean
Person: It means you are the absolute ruler of all beings
Other Person: Oh ok

by moodoo bossman September 5, 2018


Devil's panties

The remainder of the ziplock baggie after you cuts the lower two corners off to make drug carrying bags.

We got us an 8 ball and need to split this shit up . . . get us a ziplock and make some devil's panties!

by 1280 W-Peachtree June 8, 2011


panty spiders

The pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits

Ooh, I need to clean up my bits before I go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.

by GoddessKP October 21, 2015