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To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.
I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.
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It's nothing, only the best movie ever.
How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.
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The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
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a fictional place created in franklin hatchett's mind, where ghetto ass french motha fuckas live in peace with nuukas
"ay, you from dat french part of compton?"
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A Homie that is only around when they need a favor from you
That fool aint nothing but a part time homie, he only comes around when he needs a favor.
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Having sex with a girl who has her period.
Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!
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A female who is attractive but isn't attractive enough to be a full time model. Will normally have to keep their normal job for self sustainment.
you're so beautiful, you could be a part time model.. but you'd probably have to keep your normal job.
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