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Setting off fireworks left over from the 4th of July, sometimes as long as four months after the holiday. Such actions can often be irritating, distracting, nerve wracking, or in unusual cases, soothing.
I was sitting here when I heard a bunch of explosions. I looked outside to see the neighbors throwing firecrackers. I guess they were releasing some of their Residual Patriotism.
Bob: Hey Frank, you have any plans for the weekend?
Frank: Nah, I think I'm gonna go down to the creek and release some Residual Patriotism.
Bob: It's 20°F out!
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Where all the various denizens of the Patriot live when they're not busy serving as minions of Satan. Most of the time is spent looking at vulgar sites on the Internet (including this one), trying to convince certain women that colors DO in fact exist (dammit they do), arguing with each other, conspiring against each other, unloading their sick personal problems on the few male writers that still haven't fled in abject terror (talking about PMS - GROSS) and occasionally doing work when the Patriot members aren't too busy fucking around (on the table, that is).
The Patriot room kicks ass when we aren't busy watching the Nick Berg video over and over again, and making the whole room listen to our sick stories of how we got date-raped by our 30-year-old boyfriends.
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In the video game Grand Theft Auto IV you steal the hummer with the US flag style paint job, drive down the sidewalk, and run over as many people as possible. The vehicle can also be used to ram and destroy as many other cars, lamp post, fire hydrants and prostitutes as possible.
NOTE: this is a VIDEO GAME and I in no way mean to encourage anyone to steal, destroy, or kill.
Sweet! I found a hummer.. time for some patriot patrol!!
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A conservative who acts like a patriot and thinks he's a patriot, but whines about someone who doesn't stand for the US National Anthem. Cardboard patriots completely ignore a person's freedom to do whatever they'd like during the playing of the national anthem.
Look at all the cardboard patriots whining about the NFL players kneeling for the anthem
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When a woman is forced to sing the American National Anthem while giving a blowjob. This is always done before sex.
Last night, my girlfriend completed an american patriot, while getting fingered!
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a deep state actor who usurps the government's (of any country) right to conduct Russian and Ukrainian foreign policy
the zelensky-trump whistleblower was probably a neo patriot without knowledge in engineering
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A man who watches Navy Seal workout videos while holding his cock in his hand.
I think my best friend is a Gay Patriot but at least he loves his country.
That Gay Patriot spooged on his Wii while watching workout videos.
You don't have to be from Foxboro to be a Gay Patriot.
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