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Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.

Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"

by Reyvor November 10, 2015


peanut lodge

Being born out of your mothers asshole.

Matt is a Peanut lodge.

by Mark Montebello November 22, 2006


peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 19, 2017


Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- May 30, 2018


Stinky Peanut

Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.

John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!

by Thatshitposter May 13, 2018


peanut stuffer

Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts

Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.

by Kayowa January 2, 2016


ya peanut

say it to a dweeb/ dork

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut

by flying peanut January 20, 2023