in reference to cheap pens when you disassemble them and the ink spills all over your paper.
Matt was so bored in class, he took apart his chem pens and flipped the ink cartridges across the room, splattering the floor with ink.
A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated
Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!
Other Bro: Why?
Bro: because paper is total shit
A pen with cat faces on it, opposite of a dog pencil
Hey, can you pass that cat pen over there?
When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner
My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table
To befriend and pen means to become friends with someone and have casual sex with them. Similar to fuck buddies
Kati: are you looking for a relationship?
Sam: no just looking to befriend and pen
An item you use to draw with when your an emo.
Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,
Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen
A pal that you are comfortable enough to touch dicks with.
Jimmy: Hey dad, wanna see my pen pal?
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!
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