pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

Befriend and pen

To befriend and pen means to become friends with someone and have casual sex with them. Similar to fuck buddies

Kati: are you looking for a relationship?
Sam: no just looking to befriend and pen

Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

chem pen

in reference to cheap pens when you disassemble them and the ink spills all over your paper.

Matt was so bored in class, he took apart his chem pens and flipped the ink cartridges across the room, splattering the floor with ink.

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

purple pen

An item you use to draw with when your an emo.

Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,

Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen

Pen Pal

A pal that you are comfortable enough to touch dicks with.

Jimmy: Hey dad, wanna see my pen pal?
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!

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