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A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.
Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.
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some loser that sucks up to the teacher just for a grade. And they are so fucking annoying even the teacher hates them.
Teacher's pet: "Excuse Me, Miss habaloobaloo, Gabriel is looking at my test papers!"
Teacher: "Oh give it a rest you fucking dickhead, do you honestly think I care, just shut up, your getting an F and Gabriel is getting an A! Infact I give you all permission to bully him."
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a guy you just met that you think is hot can be your pet cow. you choose
meeting a hot guy going up to him saying hi.. whats your name and then pat him on the head and say you are now my pet cow :) (only if you think he is hot)
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A gay man or lesbian woman who often hangs out with straight people.
Het is a shortened form of heterosexual. Pet
"Why are all of that dykes friend's straight?"
"She's a het pet ."
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The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.
Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.
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When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.
Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there
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During Wii Sports tennis you stand at the fenceline and swing rapidly.
Kylie, quit petting the fence and hit a ball.
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