A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.
"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."
The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)
* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.
The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.
To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.
A mixed drink served at social gatherings made with vodka, coffee liquor, Irish cream and topped off with Red Bull - left standing for several minutes - which curdles the cream into a nice chunky froth. Resembles the delicate nourishing manna regurgitated by mother pigeons into the mouths of their fledgling young. It gives you wings - pigeon wings.
Cam (*while pouring a glass)*: “Birds of a feather - “
Everyone: “-flock together! Let’s all get another round of pigeon milk!”
A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.
Did you see that fancy pigeon earlier?
A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.
"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".