peppa pig

a pig that did to many drugs and died

omg peppa pig is so fat

pig out

To continue eating in excess until one can't move or feels sick.

Jodrey loved to go to Baja Fresh and pig out until his buddies had to carry him out.

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possible pig

While driving on the highway, spotting an unmarked vehicle ahead that resembles a cop car. This sighting causes you to slow down and remain behind the car until you figure out if it is safe to pass. The most notorious models include the Ford Crown Victoria and the similar looking Mercury Marauder, and nowadays can include the Chevrolet Impala, Dodge Charger, etc.

Guy: What are you slowing down for dude?
Driver: Theres a Crown Vic up there
Guy: So?
Driver: Possible pig bro
Guy: Oh word good call

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Flying Pig

A Police Helicopter.
Often nocturnal creatures capable of perceiving visuals in pitch darkness. It is a well adapted specialised variant of the common pig, it beams down a search light so that the pack can hunt their prey. (Reminiscent of the tripods from H.G.Wells' "War of the Worlds")

"The day I get arrested is the day that pigs' can fly"
*the Flying pig shines its light over suspect*
"Oh fuck"

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chiggy pig

Wood louse

Common name for a wood louse in North Devon

Look there's chiggy pigs everywhere in that log

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pigs breath

smelly breath that is beyond the work of mints, breath fresheners etc.

bobby: ive got pigs breath
Alderson: so have I
bobby: have you got anything to cure it
Alderson: sorry its incurable

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guinea pig

A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.

I'm a guinea pig, big and chubby...what can I eat? Hay and pellets, fruits & veggies, Vitamin C!

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