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Child soldiers killer more prolific and dangerous than a AK 47
I don't want another Glock pistol pointed at my head.
The D-E Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. Now any person who has played literally ANY FPS game can instantly tell that this gun is a Desert Eagle (Deagle for short, and specifically .44 Magnum version, not .50 AE.) It is a BEAST of a pistol, dealing the most damage out of any handgun (Tied with the Magnum pistol, definition coming soon :D ) and having the second highest stopping power out of any gun. (Once again, tied with the M625 revolver. That definition is ALSO coming soon :D ) For those of you who don't know what stopping power is, neither do I. (Ok, I just looked it up....apparently its "the ability to incapacitate a target"? Too hard to understand.) Ok, aside from that, the D-E pistol has some downsides. It has one of the largest detection radiuses in the game, being 70 tiles. Yikes. Not only that, this gun uses Magnum ammo which is pretty rare. Good luck finding it, because its rare. (For reference I have a few hundred hours on the game, found it like 3 times on several different saves.) And the mags for it are even rarer than the gun itself. But if you do get enough ammo and mags, you've got a hell of a reliable secondary.
Timmy: "Oh my god, it took so long, but I finally got the D-E Pistol."
Jimmy: "Good luck getting ammo for it..."
When a girl pisses on your penis, and then you proceed to have sex with her.
Hey do you know Margaret? I have her a greasy pistol!
A chick that is super hot is known as a pistol snipe
Dude look at that chick she is a fucking pistol snipe!!!
A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.
They’re being a real pistol pants!
A place in the Bronx called Pelham parkway was given the name by the Albanians whiggers
“Yo I just hit a lick on pistol parkway
When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.