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a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
A beastly death metal song by the band Lupara.
No Pity On The Ants is wicked. Period.
When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.
- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)
Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.
Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory
"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy
Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon
Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.
"Dude, I'm not racist... I am using Race-Pity, it's totally normal.